#is this...

[gerardwtf-blog]

bros bein bros

[surfacage]

Is it wrong to say that I use Noire's abs as motivation for working out?

with abs like these

who wouldnt

[the-littlest-goblin]

I’ve gotten so used to covid delays and the netflix formula of 84 years between seasons that hearing tlovm is coming back in January feels shockingly soon. like,

Critical Role: the next season of our tv show will be released a year after the last one, like shows are generally supposed to do!

me:

[yannsscarf]

- how old are you now axel?

- I’m 21 now ;D

[tylerstitties]

The Try Guys Meet Ned’s Baby

Character development. <3

[lascerezas]

Killing Eve 3x05 // Mitski’s Class of 2013

[winterjart]

AWFUL REALIZATION ABOUT THAT LAST POST, CHAT.

[incorrecttoppdoggquotes]

Hansol: B-joo, you're like an angel with no wings.

B-joo: so like a person.

[textsfrom1d]

[itsharrypotterbitch]

be brave Harry, be brave

[kid-kestrel]

i’m rewatching voltron, and like, 20 minutes in, keith is saying how he was drawn to the blue lion.

now hold on

[yinzhengs]

if you don't mind: tell me your favorite chinese swear words or insults?

god you’re asking the wrong person (i don’t speak the right flavor of chinese for this smh) but i have a few LOL i think tho i generally don’t curse in chinese v much actually? im a nice person when i’m not speaking english anyway

mandarin

我靠 / wo3 kao4 - chi zhen’s favorite, analogous to “shit” / “damn,” it’s not rly profanity & honestly can just be used to display surprise or even admiration

肏 / 操 / cao4 - fuck, in both the “ah fuck!” way and also as .. fuck (the verb..)

他妈的 / ta1 ma1 de - fucking, etc. as an adjective. literally “[x that fucked] his mom,” lu li drops this a few times. similarly “该死的” (fig. damn/damned, lit. “deserving to die”) is a softer alternative for a similar sentiment

废物 / fei4 wu4 - i use this more in canto tbh but it’s literally just like ��useless thing / garbage” so it’s someone that’s essentially good for nothing?

canto

[呢個] 死[嘢] / n[e]i1 go3 sei2 je5 - “[this] damn [thing],” lit. “[this] dead [thing],” 死 or “dead” is often just used as a blanket emphatic phrase like “damn,” and 嘢 or “thing/object” is used as an insult for people too. alternatively 呢個死人嘢 / “this dead person’s thing” or smth to that effect, it can b used vaguely like “this bastard” (but less profane lol) w some connotations of uselessness? idk

屌你老母 / diu nei lo mou - the classic “fuck your mother,” essentially the canto version of 干你娘 (which i’m also fond of bc it sounds mildly ridiculous, gan4 ni3 niang2... i think its more of a taiwan thing?) lol

[sewerreptile]

I’ve been obsessed long-term with the JLI having pets, namely Celebrity the Dog by @joleneghoul​ and Warehouse the cat by @transguygardner​ [please go and follow both of them if you don’t already, they’re amazing and very talented!], so I’ve got some JLI pets I wanted to contribute. Special thanks to my lovely fiancé @gaytedkord​ for giving Bert legs.

[perhapsinsydney]

phil is a talker he talks him through it

This is factual.

evidence #1

(dan's eyelids dropping here are unethical)

evidence #2

(dan's nervous laugh oh my god)

evidence #3

(silence has never been so loud)

gifs by @pseudophan & @pinof <3

[biscuit-and-jam]

I’m

[ninja-go-to-therapy]

@wrathful-wraith

I like the way you think

520 words

Nya was certain that she had never, not once in her life, felt a greater despair. Garmadon had taken everything. The Bounty had been destroyed. Her brother, gone. Her boyfriend, gone. All she had left was Lloyd.

And somehow, between the two of them, she was the lucky one. Lloyd had it so much worse.

He had lost the same people she had by the hands of his own father. His father who he’d lost not once, but twice, and who had been brought back only to soullessly murder almost everyone he cared about.

Between the two or them, Lloyd had it so. Much. Worse. Nya had to be strong. She needed to be, now more than ever. It didn’t matter how badly she wanted to scream until her voice gave out and sob until she ran out of tears and drop to her knees and never get up again. She couldn’t do any of that, because Lloyd needed her.

They were all each other had left.

They’d been holed up in an abandoned house for the past two days. Soon they would need to move before they were discovered, and they’d have to move soon again after that.

Nya had never felt more alone. Not even when she’d been trapped for two full days with Nadakhan and his crew, being prepared for a wedding no less. It was a time she hated to think back on, but it had happened.

Had it though?

It didn’t matter. What mattered was that this was real. There wasn’t going to be a magical reversal of everything horrible that had happened until only two people in the entire world remembered it. This was a waking nightmare, and Nya had never felt more powerless.

“Nya?”

She startled, nearly latching onto the nearest weapon before she realized that it was just Lloyd, standing in the doorway and looking very much like the kid that he was.

What the hell was he doing awake? It had to be past three in the morning, and he needed his rest.

“What’s up?” She asked, sitting up further than she already was. If something was wrong, despite how exhausted she was, she was going to protect him.

Please let everything be okay.

“I just... I can’t sleep.” He said, awkwardly shuffling further into the room. “I just... nightmares, you know?”

She absolutely knew.

“And, well, whenever I got really bad nightmares... before, one of the guys would always let me sleep next to them, and I just thought... nevermind, sorry I woke you up—“

Before he could get himself out of the room completely, Nya was grabbing him by the sleeve, stopping him. Nothing sounded better than sleeping snuggled up to her little brother, especially right now.

“Get over here, green bean.” She said, and even in the dark, the smile that crept onto Lloyd’s face was blinding. It had been too long since either of them had smiled, and his smile brought one to her face too.

It was a good feeling.

That night, they both got more sleep than either of them had in far too long.